Don't let your baby brother fuck up ALL your good toys. Throw him this rats arse and watch him beam with glee as his smashes it down the drain hole or feeds it to his pet ferret...and feel smug knowing youv'e done your bit!
Ive been cutting up cheap toys and rearranging them for a bit now...real bubblegummy fun. When I cant be bothered doing anything, I go out to the shed and cut up a bunch of cheap toys and stick 'em back together. Living in Western Australia isn't exactly a mecca for toys bar cheap maccas crappola. At our swapmeets even the crappiest of things, people want good money for...dumb but I suppose it is because of where we are. Perth is said to be the most isolated city in the world. This has all sorts of ramdickations and one of the more serious ones is the crap swapmeets/flea markets!!;)
So you could say I have out of necessity bought a lot of REALLY crappy toys, not COOL crappy. CRAP CRAPPY and for light relief, chopped em up.
Ive learned to enjoy, even appreciate the humble charm of this wackest of wack arts.. Really the crapper the better, chop the head of one thing and stick it on the body of another. Incongruity the name of the game. I don't like to gt all fancy gluing lots of pieces together to make a multi piece monstrosity, that would be work. The simplicity is the charm, I do this to let of steam when I cant be eff'd working. I've sent a couple of my fav's out with the last Monkster's order. So next time order a Monkster and recieve your FREE Munted Masher!!
